SPONSORS CONTINUE TO STAY AWAY

We're sad to say the negotiations for a sponsorship deal with Chinese Takeaway and Fish Bar "Chip Suey" have fallen through. Mr Wu, who runs the 'restaurant' in South East London, said the sport was "pointless and sad". (His chips are rank anyway.)

So once again we're looking for a sponsor! These days, more and more 17-24 year old guys are air driving instead of real driving because of speed-related bans or the steep insurance costs you get from maxing the points on your licence. And although they're not the biggest spenders (thanks to the speeding fines and high premiums) there's plenty of 'em! Find out more about the sport in our FAQs. We're particularly interested in sponsorship offers from taxi firms, cycle shops and dating services.

Chip Suey: Rubbish.